Zac Efron sauntering onto Pirates of the Caribbean 4

Zac Efron is going to be in the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie, according to reports coming out of the UK. There’s a butt pirate joke here that I’m just too classy to make.

Zac Efron will star in Pirates Of The Caribbean 4 and, according to reports, will bag £6 Million for the role.

Efron is one of Disney’s biggest stars through the High School Musical films and now it seems they want to keep him on.

The deal also secures the 21 year old for High School Musical 4- which he’d previously been reluctant to commit to.

Zac will now star alongside Keira Knightley and Johnny Depp in the next Pirates movie- which is likely to hit cinemas in 2010.

I don’t think it’s an extremely unnatural departure. Zac Efron has made his fame being a singing high school student with dreamy eyes and, seemingly, a penchant for crossing swords. Meanwhile, pirates typically enjoy sodomy to ward off lonely nights on the high seas. It’s a natural progression.

It’s probably silly to see it as such sacrilege. In fact, why limit the Disney tie-in to just Zac? You could have Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens play some busty wenches who want to seduce the heroes but they get so distracted and just start making out with their hearty bosoms heaving mightily. Yeah basically I’m suggestion that they turn the Pirates of the Caribbean sequel into illegal pornography with minors. It’d be a step in the right direction after the last one.

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