Arguably the best gay double amputee singer alive

Posted by Chris Spags on July 21st, 2009 at 11:07 am

As you may be aware as a long time reader of this site, I typically attempt to avoid judging others for being different. So let’s appreciate this video of a gay double amputee singing Mariah Carey purely for its artistic merits.

Stirring. What a beautiful rendition. It’s inspirational to see someone chasing their dreams to entertain in spite of their disabilities. By which I mean the fact that this Gollum-looking individual sounds like a retarded baby getting dropped from a 7th story window. I mean what is he doing trying to pull his shirt down to cover his stumps? It’s not like we as viewers were going to go, “Waaaaait, what is he hiding there? This totally normal person has something to hide!” Yeah, you got it Gay Amputee Dude, none of us were onto you.

You know what’s the great part about having sex with a Gay Amputee? They can’t run away when you tell them you have AIDS. *ba dum BUM* Thank you guys, I’ll be here raping Gay Amputees all week!

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.