Britney Spears either got hacked or is a really big Lucifer fan

Britney Spears fans on Twitter were horrified this morning to find that their idol had ditched autotune and sassy dance moves for the glory of Lucifer and a New World Order. Her people are claiming her Twitter was hacked. OR WAS IT?

The now-removed Tweets:

“I give myself to Lucifer every day for it to arrive as quickly as possible. Glory to Satan!”

“i hope that the new world order will arrive as soon as possible! -Britney”

Totally seems like something she would say, right? I mean, it says “-Britney” at the end. Why would someone sign that if they weren’t Britney? That’s just absurd and logistically impossible.

And her team’s reply:

Britney’s twitter account was just hacked. The situation has been resolved and we apologize for any offense the hacker’s messages caused.

Also worth noting is that her background was changed to the logo of the mysterious Illuminati, a mythical cabal who some conspiracy theorists believe control the Earth and free markets through shadowy dealings. It would definitely make sense why they’d go after Britney. After all, controlling the banks and the media can only take your movement so far. Clearly the next logical step is to go after yoyo dieting former pop stars who makes your previous masturbatory fantasies somewhat ironic and kind of depressing. I’d be carefully guarding my Twitter if I were Debbie Gibson. Her fan would be really disappointed.

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