Korean boy bands are remarkably masculine

You may have been misled by the LIBERAL MEDIA to believe that boy bands were out of vogue. Well, take one look at this Korean boy band whom I don’t know the name of so I’m just going to refer to as Captain Fox and His Smiling Lover Troupe and tell me that the genre isn’t back and better than ever.

Say what you will about their outlandish styles and perhaps slightly feminine ways, but you can’t deny the talent there. I haven’t heard singing quite as transcendent since Eddie Murphy recounted his tale of having a girl who insisted on perpetual partying. Plus this song really paints a picture for you of what you’re going to be doing. Their vocal range can only be accomplished by meeting a well-endowed gentleman and having him vigorously work you like a Fleshlight or a youth basketball team playing a full 48-minute game in which they repeatedly trample your testicles. Truly a testament to the curative powers of music.

[Buzzfeed]

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