Let’s all watch Courtney Stodden’s music video
I don’t know what is wrong with this woman but if we think together we might figure it out. So Courtney Stodden. You know her. She’s the 18 year old reality TV personality married to the 52 year old actor who likes to Tweet pictures of them making out. Because this is America, she’s also decided that she’s a singer and dropped her first single “Reality” today. Here’s the accompanying video, which features Stodden rubbing up on a stereotypical Hollywood “nerd” and lots of really bad greenscreen effects. Oh, and her singing basically sounds like a dog whistle. Great job, America. Doing really good with this stuff.