Miley Cyrus can work a stripper pole too

Not to be outdone by her little sister, Miley Cyrus took to the stripper pole at Sunday’s Teen Choice Awards during a performance of her new song “You Already Clicked Through When I Said Stripper Pole, Didn’t You?”

People like to say Miley Cyrus isn’t a great role model because she sexes up everything she does despite being underage. For example, in this clip, she emerged from a trailer to mount a stripper pole on top of an icee cart. But I have to disagree that this somehow makes her a bad influence. Let’s face it, if you’re living in a trailer, making it to a stripper pole is pretty much the peak of what you could do in life. The odds are way in favor of you giving bjs for meth or ending up 500 pounds and bedridden due to intense Ho Ho consumption than it is you making the stage at the local Cheetah Charlie’s, Hell, you’re pretty much a shoo in for an Alabaman Nobel Peace Prize if you’re a manager at an Arby’s. I don’t exactly think the cure from cancer is coming out of there, is my point.

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