This new Taz Arnold song is totally getting you laid
Have you ever dreamed of a world in which the mundane sentences that run through your mind when you see a pretty girl at a bar (“I want to f-ck you, cuz your face is so nice“) could be celebrated in musical form? Do you need something glittery to fill the hole in your heart Ziggy Stardust left behind? Do you like drugs? Oh man, do I have just the thing for you!
It’s almost time to start making those summertime mix CDs that no one makes anymore, and this banger from Taz Arnold called “Freaky Bitch” just screams prerequisite. Perfect for any occasion in which you actively seek out sexual activity with freaky bitches, which means it’s perfect for every occasion. Hop in your whip, turn this shit up, roll down your windows, and then be prepared to roll your windows back up again because girls are going to be hurling their vaginas at your vehicle. Basically this jam is your one-way ticket to pantyville, so grab some lube and enough ecstasy to last until you can arrange your own means of transportation home, and thank me later.
[Disclaimer: It's possible I'm wrong about the sexual effectiveness of this joint because I'm tripping absolute balls right now, but I really don't think I am. It's just SO GOOD. And it makes everything smell sparkly. Are my eyes bleeding?]
Taz Arnold is a freaky bitch [VICE]