50 Cent

50 Cent went on a Turkish game show a little while back to promote, I don’t know, giraffe torture. And the culture clash is pretty hysterical.

As FilmDrunk points out, the most awesome part is when the Turkish broad challenges 50 to a dance contest of sorts at 0:18. Apparently she missed the last, like, 400 years of black people existing because trying to get a black person to dance against you can never lead to any good. In fact, the Surgeon General warns that challenging a black person to a dance-off could lead to serious injury, including but not limited to emotional damage from being fiercely served.

I wonder if other cultures would find it as funny if we had some Turkish celeb come on to one of our American shows and forced him to dance like he was “Supermanning’ dat ho”. Frankly, this should have been the angle Meet the Press took after Tim Russert died.

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