“America’s Next Top Model” contestant fails two times in 30 seconds

The word “FAIL” is entirely overused. But there’s no more appropriate use than here than an aspiring model completely blowing her chance at success by falling down TWICE in her catwalk show.

In a business in which your main job is to A) Look pretty and B) Not fall, these are pretty tough obstacles to overcome. The only way her presentation could have been less sexy is if she got scared by the gong and sharted herself. Even then, at least a percentage of the audience would have been like, “Mmmm, that works for me.” You can identify these people by them being covered with tarps like they were front row at a Gallagher show.

America’s Next Top Model Double Fail [Buzzfeed]

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