‘America’s Worst Tattoos’ might be my new favorite show
Oh, the Goddamned regret. TLC finally gets back to its Learning Channel roots with a new reality series, America’s Worst Tattoos. Profiling mooks who didn’t realize that ink is forever, this series brings you behind the needle with some of the most pitiful schmucks I’ve ever seen. From hideous faces to titanic typos, this promises to be the best half-hour of schadenfreude on television when it premieres June 21st at 10PM. I’m not telling you about my own tattoos, obviously.