I’m rooting for Jimmy Fallon’s show even though I’m still waiting for him to hit his stride. And one of the reasons is that he has funny people like Anthony Jeselnik writing for him. Take a look at his set from last night’s show, the first stand-up act on the show thus far.
How can you not root for someone who follows up a domestic violence joke with a kiddy porn joke? Especially if you read this site. It’s like seeing an adorable puppy dog and opting to kick it in the throat rather than scratch its belly and go, “Who’s my little man? Who’s my little man?”
I can’t say I approve of the Asian humor though. I mean, for f’s sake, there has to be some dumb Asian person out there who’s really offended by the fact that every time an Asian joke is made, it’s about how intelligent they are. But then he looks down at his small penis and goes, “Ahh, all is right in the world.”
[you'd have seen this clip earlier today if you were following me on Twitter. dicks.]









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