Audrina Patridge's breasts make more in two weeks than you make in a year
Chris Spags Defamer unearthed the salaries of the Hills starlets and, apparently, they make a fload.
Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode ($1.25 million per year)
Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode ($1.25 million per year)
Audrina Patridge: $35,000 per episode ($665,000 annually)
Whitney Port: $20,000 per episode ($380,000 per season)
Brody Jenner: $10,000 per episode ($190,000 a year)
Lauren “Lo” Bosworth: $10,000 per episode ($190,000 for The Hills Season 4)
Stephanie Pratt: $8,000 per episode ($152,000 for The Hills Season 4)
I’d be totally okay with this if $34,999 of Audrina’s paycheck were made out to “Audrina Patridge’s Breasts” and only $1 actually went to the name of Audrina. Because yeah, she’d still be able to cash the checks, but she’d have to remember each time who brought her to the dance. Until her breasts decide to renegotiate their contract and hold out. But then younger, newer breasts will come onto the scene and Audrina’s breasts will end up coming back at a reduced rate out of fear of losing the spotlight. The breasts’ ego is too strong.
Doesn’t it kind of sabotage the “reality” when the girls make that much? They should be living like real early 20s LA girls, blowing older men with money for extravagant gifts and then going back to mediocre, Ikea-decorated apartment in Koreatown. That’s what’s reality TV. And, sadly, that’s what’s reality for most of us. *single tear
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