Blind guy on American Idol is blind

Last night’s American Idol had a blind guy trying out. And he did well. But that’s pretty “who gives a crap” so check out how funny it is when Ryan Seacrest tries to high five him at the end of the clip.

Blind people are awesome. They’re often pretty nice and you can also play games with them, like you say you’re going to help them across the street, but then you walk them halfway and direct them down the double yellow line. Then watch as they flail as they hopelessly try to avoid traffic. Or you can play this fun game where they’re the governor of your state and then admit to drug addictions and repeated adultery, which is hilarious because you just know he was probably snorting baking soda and having sex with mannequins.

Anyway how courageous this guy is blah blah.

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