Breathless anticipation, thy name is “Maury”

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There are people who enjoy daytime TV and then there are people who LIVE FOR daytime TV. I’ll leave it to you to guess which of those categories this “Maury” audience member falls under.

breathless anticipation on maury Breathless anticipation, thy name is Maury

If I could write a thought bubble on that gentleman’s head, it would read “If there’s a story about a 13-year-old getting kidnapped and sexually assaulted that isn’t the hottest thing ever, I haven’t heard it yet.” He’s alarmingly articulate for a creepy pederast.

Maury: The Anticipation [Epic Ponyz]

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