Britney Spears is basically advertising her f-ability

Posted by Chris Spags on August 19th, 2009 at 9:27 am

Britney Spears is promoting a show at the Garden in NYC so she appeared on last night’s Late Show with David Letterman in a bikini to read the top 10 list. But the show isn’t only for New Yorkers, so that doesn’t totally make sense. But she does look hot. So I can assume she’s only there to promote the fact that yes, you can now beat it to her once again without it being ironic.

It must be pretty awesome to be a celebrity like that, where you can do a TV show just because you’re a formerly hot piece of ass who now is a somewhat similar-looking, albeit slightly aged and recently crazy, piece of ass a decade later. That’s why I never buy into the excuses women make about being discriminated against just for having a vagina. Having the vagina isn’t the problem…not being famous enough to have it matter when it’s prominently displayed when getting out of the car is.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.