Drunk man attempts sexual relations with a truck

You know, I find it odd that with the news being so utterly depressing this week and society basically collapsing around us that the funny video well seems to be more full than ever before. Here’s a clip of some drunk guy trying to have sex with a truck. Why? Why not, you sanctimonious bastard.

The thing I find odd on the YouTube clip is that it specifically mentions that the truck is a Toyota. Perhaps this is a viral marketing campaign for Toyota. Toyota: You can f your truck. It’s appealing. Don’t act like you didn’t see Knight Rider and immediately think that you wanted to f the artificially intelligent brains out of KITT. Hell, same thing with Mr. Feeny on Boy Meets World. That William Daniels is just a sexy man, what can I say?

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