Entourage does kind of blow

I watch Entourage every week and I feel like most people I know do too. But man, this CollegeHumor parody of the show is dead on in terms of what a fundamentally worthless show it is.

I was watching the episode of Entourage the other night in which Aquaman is opening, so Vince somehow gets sucked into going to a high school party with a couple of fans who saw him at the movie’s opening in the Valley. Now, while this would be an amazing story for those kids who got a movie star to vouch for them and attend a graduation party with them, wouldn’t it be just a bit creepy that a 30 year-old celebrity and his similarly-aged friends were at your high school party scoping out the chicks? And how difficult would it be for you to get any attention from the ladies when you’re a high schooler with not much to offer and you’re competing with these guys? I’m thinking this is really a lose-lose situation for everyone involved, at best, and a TMZ exclusive which features the words “statutory rape” and “in tears” multiple times at worst.

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