FOX orders new fatty dating reality show

When I watch TV, I often think to myself, “This show is okay, but you know what it needs? More ugly people.” Thank God for FOX and their new show “More to Love.”

Fox is teaming with “The Bachelor” producer Mike Fleiss for a new dating-competition series that casts “average-looking” people.

The series, titled “More to Love,” is billed as the first “dating show for the rest of us,” throwing open its doors to overweight contestants.

“For six years it’s been skinny-minis and good-looking bachelors, and that’s not what the dating world looks like,” Fox president of alternative Mike Darnell said. “Why don’t real women — the women who watch these shows, for the most part — have a chance to find love too?”

“Most of the country isn’t a Size 2,” Fleiss said. “It’s the dating show for the rest of us.”

So here’s the problem. I see fat people EVERYFINGWHERE I GO. They’re taking up multiple seats on the train, meandering down the middle of a block making it impossible for me to get around, eating disgusting foods at fast food places across the country, taking their equally fat kids to buy video games so that they can make them grow up to be as fat as the rest of their family, and overall making the world a place with more gravitational pull. So WHY ON EARTH do we need another show to make fat people not only feel good about themselves, but encourage them to procreate with a similarly gelatinous person to make even more people with inferior genes? It’s socially irresponsible.

So to you FOX, I say you should get FCC sanctions. This is counter to everything TV (and especially reality TV) was founded on: Putting beautiful people into absurd situations. It’s not right, FOX. I expect better from the station that gave me Temptation Island. In fact, there’s a solution…FOX could put this show on the same set as that show and call it Fat Cunts Who Probably Have Diabetes and Vaginas That Smell Like Rotted Twinkies Island. While not as catchy, it definitely does a good job of conveying the subject matter and amount of creme filling.

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