Hannah Montana episode banned for insensitivity towards…

Take a guess what group would be offended by this episode of Hannah Montana (just watch it and ask questions later):

The answer is of course the diabetic. You see Hannah’s goateed friend has diabetes but Hannah and her chick friend take him to a sweet 16 party with candy and sugar-filled items everywhere. Apparently the diabetic kid is also retarded because in spite of his diabetes, he tries to eat every sugary item at the party. Then Hannah and her chubby friend confront Lord Scruffychins about his diabetes and he comes clean about how he was embarrassed because people with diabetes should always be ashamed.

I think this episode went far, but not far enough. Why not have Miley Cyrus and her paunchy pal lure Ol’ Goat Face into some sort of trap, pretending that they want to have a raunchy threesome with him? Then, when he gets there, the girls lightly make out with him and tie him down and blindfold him, promising extremely kinky adventures. But then they just insert candy canes up his ass and dip the tip of his penis into a bucket of sugar. Then they go, “See, maybe you shouldn’t hide your diabetes” and when he wakes up from his coma, I bet he’ll have learned a really important lesson about friendship and being comfortable with who you are.

[Part 1 of the episode here, part 2 here. Via Buzzfeed]

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