How to kiss a lady

Posted by Chris Spags on September 10th, 2009 at 4:44 pm

Today is one of those days in which it’s like, “Jesus, Internet, give me something to work with.” But after my work laptop was randomly stolen this morning (don’t worry, I didn’t own it) and reading about 100 Web sites in the past hour and finding nothing interesting, I have lost all faith in ye Internet Gods. So I’m going to post a video that’s about a month old, but guaranteed to make you laugh. This is Captain Kirk. And he is going to teach you how to properly kiss a lady.

It’s like being all the memories I have from childhood are rushing back! I would sit there with my jaw agape watching all the latest adventures, completely stunned at what I was seeing. All the crazy characters, such fantastical situations. Oh, I never watched Star Trek, I just mean this reminded me of my parents’ interactions. Some people say I love you with flowers, others with a stiff right cross. Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.