Jersey Shore’s The Situation has a hilarious family photo
It’s important to me that you, our precious readers, like the same things that I do since I’m pretty much the greatest arbiter of taste that the Internet has. That means it’s my duty to inform you that MTV’s Jersey Shore comes back next week. And what better way to get pumped up for that than seeing one of the show’s stars, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino in an Awkward Family Photos-esque picture.

You know, there are some people who wear a turtleneck well, I’m sure (I have no clue where these people are, yet in a world where a video exists of two women eating each other’s feces will be shared at offices around the globe, I can’t refuse the existence of anything). But there are very few other articles of clothing that can make you laugh just by seeing people wear it. It’s pretty much that and wearing chaps with nothing on underneath. And even then, if you see someone in chaps with nothing on underneath, at least you know you might be getting lucky. Wearing a turtleneck is like having on a t-shirt that says, “Ask Me About My AIDS”…odds are, you’re not going home with someone that night.
Mike ‘The Situation’ and Melissa with their siblings. [MTV.com]

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