JOHN DALY INVOKES HIS INNER KENNY POWERS

Posted by A. Isaac on April 9th, 2009 at 5:00 pm

daly JOHN DALY INVOKES HIS INNER KENNY POWERS

Let’s look at some of the similarities between golf extraordinaire John Daly and MLB fictitious legend Kenny Powers..

They’re both fat
They’re both athletic has-beens
They’re both vulgar and can’t hang on to a relationship

And now apparently, they are both selling their merchandise out of their own vehicles…

That’s right…John Daly is pawning off his merchandise right outside the gates of Augusta National Golf Club.

Everything from hats, balls, and caps..autographed of course.

Hell, all he needs now is a busty girl named April as a sidekick and he can have his own show on HBO…

Be a good way for good ‘ol John to make some of that money back…

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.