JWoww says Snooki does not even look ‘that pregnant’

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A scantily clad JWoww appeared on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno promoting God knows what. From the looks of the video, it may have very well been cottage cheese. JWoww’s thunder thighs aside, the two discussed Snooki’s pregnancy and you’ll be very shocked to hear her thoughts.

Jay Leno: “What do you mean she’s a little bit pregnant, she’s pregnant?”
JWoww: “I know, she’s eight months. But she doesn’t look it, she looks four months. I’m a little jealous.”
Jay Leno: “Jealous of what?”
JWoww: “I’m jealous of the fact when I decide to have kids I’m gonna be a balloon and she’s going to say haha.”

Due respect to all pregnant women out there, you’re all beautiful creatures in your own right. But Snooki? No, Snooki looks like the “round mound of rebound”–a bowling ball if you will. I mean, she probably looked a little circular before but now she’s a full-on roly poly. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’d just appreciate it if JWoww didn’t flat out lie to our faces like that. Her boobs are full of integrity after all.