The news is depressing lately so what better way to lighten the mood then strap on your finest bear suit and take a walk on the beach…in the middle of Hurricane Ike.
The reporter in the video above called him a clown, but I consider him a real American hero. In fact, with so much crap in the form of major banks going bankrupt and stupid VP candidates and the downfall of our economy and entire way of living, this courageous man needs to start finding his way around the country to brighten our lives.
If Fox News is smart, they will hire him immediately and have him on the anchor desk all day. Like you wouldn’t get your news from him. Come on.









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