Pimping seems easier than previously thought

I’ve never watched the show Cheaters, but after this video and the lesbian clown orgy clearly I’ve been missing out.

There are some women who probably just deserve to be turned out. I’d say both of these women fall under that umbrella. When the other girl tries to leave around 3:00 and he comes over and in hushed tones says, “Shh, don’t go, I’m gon’ handle this,” that shouldn’t work. It’s like he’s working some Jedi mind tricks. He even gets the smug host to bend to his will. I’m pretty sure that if any of us were in a room with this guy, he’d end up f’ing our ears and garnishing our wages within minutes. That’s the power of words. And forcing a crack addiction on a woman so that she’s dependent on you. Both are equally effective on that front.

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