So this is why they have the ESPY’s

Posted by Douglas Charles on July 17th, 2008 at 9:30 am

I always wondered what the purpose of the ESPY’s was, but now I know. It’s so that all the guys on the staff (which is like 90% of the staff) can have a reason for companies like Playboy to throw parties surrounding the event and then they can hang out with chicks like Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson and that other one… what’s her name… oh yeah, Bridget Marquardt.

playboy ESPY So this is why they have the ESPYs

As much as I hate to admit it, ESPN finally did something for the right reasons. Well played, fellas.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.