So this is why they have the ESPY’s

I always wondered what the purpose of the ESPY’s was, but now I know. It’s so that all the guys on the staff (which is like 90% of the staff) can have a reason for companies like Playboy to throw parties surrounding the event and then they can hang out with chicks like Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson and that other one… what’s her name… oh yeah, Bridget Marquardt.

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As much as I hate to admit it, ESPN finally did something for the right reasons. Well played, fellas.

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