The moment you’ve dreamed of: Martha Stewart on a stripper pole

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

I’ve gotten the sense from reading about and seeing Martha Stewart more in less “controlled” environments than her syndicated pre-taped TV show that she’s a bit of a lush and possibly a bit of a dirty girl. For more proof, you can look directly at this video of Martha Stewart doing some stripper-robics on her show earlier this week.

Martha Stewart knows what she’s doing out there. Look at how she wiggles her hips in the beginning and even puts a bit of a knowing look on her face, probably like she does while greasing up cabana boys or giving them tips on how a little bit of hot sauce on your prostate can help sustain an erection for longer periods of time.

So yes, I’ll go out on a limb and say that I’d throw one to Martha Stewart. Please tell me I’m not alone in this assessment. I really don’t want our precious readers thinking I sit at home fapping away to Golden Girls episodes (excluding the episode where Rose and Blanche wrestled in a pool of Jello which I may or may not have imagined in one of my drunken stupors).

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