This meth-addicted woman has absolutely won at life
Chris Spags 
If you’ve ever had a relative addicted to a drug, you can probably relate to this clip (I see a lot of my own granulated Funion addiction). From an episode of A&E’s Intervention comes this clip of “Christy,” a meth addict. And, as the headline indicates, Christy has in fact achieved an unbreakable high score at the big version of Space Invaders we call life.
Yikes. The sad thing is that, in spite of her slutting around for a drug addiction, you’d probably hit it right? Like, even knowing about the extent of her addiction, I’d probably give her a turn. And you know how when you’re in the euphoria immediately after boffing someone for the first time, you’ll pretty much say anything? I’m pretty confident the “anything” in this scenario would involve scoring a bag or two. At the very least, she’d expect breakfast in bed, which would consist of eggs, bacon, and some freshly cooked meth. I don’t think that’s what my Mr. Wizard Kids’ Chemistry Set was made for, but I bet Mr. Wizard would be looking on with a smile. As he always said in every episode, “When I’m done with a broad, her teeth will be falling out of her head one way or another…might as well be from the meth so that I don’t have to ice my fists.” It was at the end of every episode, after the credits. You must have missed it.
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