Tiffani Thiessen is too busy

Like many males, I get joy in my heart whenever I see Tiffani Thiessen of Kelly Kapowski on Saved by the Bell fame. But she won’t be a part of Jimmy Fallon’s attempted Saved by the Bell reunion. Here’s why.

In fairness, I wouldn’t necessarily want to be a part of a Saved by the Bell reunion if I were Tiffani Thiessen either. She had the most success out of everyone on the show (though Mark Paul Gosselaar is catching up). Plus maybe she didn’t really like her castmates? I mean, have you ever run into someone on the street you either didn’t like or didn’t talk to in high school? Once you get past, “Oh hey!” and the feigning of genuine excitement to see them, there’s really no point other than to remind you that they sucked hard way back when. Plus, like all of us, she probably already jerked off to Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls, so what’s left for her to do?

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