Top 5 Worst Reality Shows on TV
A. Isaac 
A couple of nights ago, I couldnt sleep and was watching random shows on TV. I came upon a show on MTV entitled, “A Shot at Love”. Knowing full well that MTV and VH1 normally put out bad shows on a regular basis, I wanted to see what kind of train wreck was in store for me. I thought it was going to be terrible, and you know what, I was wrong.
It was worse.
In all honesty, I think I could make a better show with clips from last week’s UM tailgate. I think people would be more interested in how often someone got hit in the nuts with a grape than who Tila Tequila chooses in her “bi-curious world”.
So with that in mind, I give you
Top 5 Worst Reality Shows on TV
5. Hogan Knows Best
If this was the 1980s and Hulk Hogan had just body slammed Andre the Giant, I might care. But Hogan is a has been. He’s so far removed from the radar that most kids who watch reality shows have no idea who he is. And does anybody else have a problem with a guy who still carries his wrestling name around and his kids are known by that name as well. Nick Hogan, Brooke Hogan, etc(by the way, their real last name is Bollea).
Do you think when “The Rock” has kids, they will be known as Mark Rock or Stacy Rock. Damn, now I want to know what Bam Bam Bigalow named his kids.
4. Dr. Steve-O
You know that guy from Jackass that enjoyed getting hit in the nuts, ate live goldfish, and waxed hair from his ass. Well, some idiot exec thought it was a great idea to give this guy his own show. And who did they pair as his sidekick but the ultimate reality TV hoe, Trishelle from Real World Las Vegas.
I could only tolerate the first five minutes of the show but I could tell you this much. Id rather watch that 2 girls and 1 cup video.(ok, maybe that’s going too far)
Anyways, Steve-O acts as a doctor and even rides around in a fake ambulance and tries to help men overcome their fears. If you have an IQ of about 50 or constantly smoke pot or drop acid, this show is for you. For the other 99% of the population, dont stoop yourself this low.
3. Rock of Love
The High points of Bret Michaels career:
a)Bang Pam Anderson
b)Make a video of banging Pam Anderson
c)Sing “Every Rose Has Its Thorn”
If he would have just stopped there, Bret Michaels would be a stud, a legend in fact.
Instead, some ahole convinced him to
a)try to go solo in his music career
b)make a reality TV show
And he failed miserably. On Rock of Love, 20 hoes, wait check that, I dont want to insult the hoes around the world.
20 bimbos who are stuck in the 1980s vie for Bret Michaels love. Basically, the sluttiest girl wins. I guess some girl with pink hair ended up beating a stripper in the final episode. That really tells you all you need to know in case you want to watch Season 2.
2. Yo Momma
I remember when Wimer Valerrama was cool when he played Fez. Hell, I even dressed up as Fez a couple of years ago on Halloween and picked up women with that crap.
Anyways, I digress.
You actually feel yourself getting stupid watching this show. The show’s premise:
Contestants battle each other with Momma jokes
And while mom jokes were funny when I was 10 or when I was inebriated in College, they were never funny enough to make a god damn show about it.
oh yeah, by the way, your momma’s so fat they made a song about her:
“We are family, Burger King McDonalds and me”!
1. A Shot at Love
What do you get when you make 1,771,920 Myspace Friends? Well, apparently you get a show on MTV. And to top it off, the contestans were not aware of Tequila’s bisexuality until the end of the first episode.
I actually cried from laughing so hard when I watched this because Tila would give someone a key and ask the same stupid question,
“Do you still want a shot at love, are you interested”
Every single time somebody came up, she said the same thing. At least be creative or something. Say something like,
“I probably have Herpes from sleeping around with all those people on Myspace, do you still want a shot at love?”
or
“I have ambiguous genitalia, do you still want a shot at love?”
Wouldnt that make the show more interesting? Man, writers suck these days.
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