Windows 7 fails hilariously on live Japanese TV

I’m a PC owner and I would kick Justin Long in the balls if I ever saw him. But that said, there’s no disputing Windows has some problems. See, for example, this extremely embarrassing video on live Japanese TV of Windows 7 not doing stuff a computer should do (i.e. work correctly).

I have to say, and I mean this with no homoerotic undertones, that this little Japanese man trying to work Windows 7 is adorable. The way he bites his knuckle in an exasperated fashion after Windows embarrassingly failing for minutes is pretty priceless.

Maybe this was a deliberate ploy by Microsoft. In a country with technology advancing at a more rapid rate than almost anywhere else on the world, do we really want to give them the power of efficient touchscreen monitors? God forbid they ever get virtual reality down. If that ever happens, I’d just avoid being a woman on the train, lest you get sharked by giant virtual reality tentacles while Pikachu virtually takes a dump on you from another part of the country. Sure it sounds adorable now, but it’d be horrifying in practical application.

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