11-year-old arrested for throwing toy gun at father’s head

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Nobody ever said parenting was an easy thing, but it’s also not necessarily the hardest thing in the world. Don’t tell that to his Florida family…a father tried to give his 11-year-old daughter a punishment, she responded by throwing a toy gun at him, and he responded by getting her arrested for battery. Logical.

6a00d83451bae269e200e54f2857c18833 800wi 11 year old arrested for throwing toy gun at fathers headA father tried to give his 11-year-old daughter a time-out, but she ended up getting charged with a misdemeanor.

Around 9:30 p.m. March 24, the girl and her 7-year-old brother got into a fight over who got to sit in a certain chair, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office arrest report. The father ended up escorting the girl to her room.

The man stood in the hallway watching her, making sure she wouldn’t try to run away out her bedroom window, the report said. The girl grabbed a toy gun and threw it, striking her father in the head and causing him to bleed from a laceration on his scalp.

The girl was charged with domestic battery and is due in juvenile court May 5.

Well, at least she’ll have learned an important lesson. I’m not entirely sure what that lesson is, but clearly it’s going to take her to a stripper pole. Douchebag fathering is her personal ticket to shoes with see-through heels. It’s like if you’re watching this season of “Lost.” The equivalent of Jacob touching you is a crappy father, the island is a nearby gentleman’s club named the Peppermint Giraffe, and the Smoke Monster is a guy wearing sweat pants with no underwear ordering more lap dances than he should be able to afford and asking you to talk in a baby voice. Dreams can come true.

11-year-old girl arrested for throwing toy gun at dad [NWF Daily News]

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