12-year-old girl complimented on her breasts by Valentine’s Day candy
Chris Spags You’ve all seen — and probably been repulsed by — those little chalky Valentine’s Day hearts. One young girl got a bag full of them from a local discount store, only to find one inside that read “Nice Tits”. Class, thy name is Valentine’s Day sugar hearts.
12-year-old Ciara Bush showed her parents the candy after she opened it, finding it kind of shocking.
Her father e-mailed the candy company immediately after seeing the lewd heart. The company requested he mail the candy and the entire bag back so they can investigate [ED. NOTE: "Investigate"...right. The same way a mafia-owned store investigates it mysteriously being burned down after getting a new insurance policy].
Surprisingly given our current society, the father told KCRA that he has no plans of suing.
“I wanted to bring it to everybody’s attention.” the father said to the local news station. “Watch what you get.”
Personally, I’m just embarrassed for the candy. And I also wish this story blew up big enough for that Taiwanese animation company to do a video on it. Nothing would bring me more joy than seeing a giant anthropomorphic candy heart chatting online to an underage girl, meeting up with her, then finding Chris Hansen while the candy is holding a six pack of Mike’s Hard Lemonade, condoms, and “Nice Tits” emblazoned in bright red letters on his chest.
Girl Finds Adult Message On Kids Candy [KCRA]
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