13 things we’ll miss most about Sbarro

A. Isaac Senior Editor

Sad news bros, Sbarro filed for Chapter 11 today. Let’s take a stroll down memory lane and reminisce about some of our favorite things from America’s greatest pizza place.

13. Because you were Michael Scott’s favorite New York slice

12. Because your baked ziti cured my constipation

baked ziti 13 things well miss most about Sbarro

11. Because your overpriced slice was there for me countless times before jumping on a cross-country flight

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10. Because this girl named one of her boobs after you

Sbarro boobs 13 things well miss most about Sbarro

9. Because you gave senior citizens an Italian alternative to Olive Garden

old people eat Sbarro 13 things well miss most about Sbarro

8. Because you held strong when everyone else gave up on stromboli

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7. Because I’m pretty sure you gave this girl her first “O-face”

Sbarro O face 13 things well miss most about Sbarro

6. Because when my wife went on a shopping mall binge, you were there for me

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5. Because you were the perfect place to go after this girl finished yoga

sbarro yoga 13 things well miss most about Sbarro

4. Because I could sometimes shape your pizza into a penis

sbarro penis 13 things well miss most about Sbarro

3. Because the Arab Spring didn’t stop you from serving your tasty slice

Sbarro Arab 13 things well miss most about Sbarro

2. Actually, this isn’t about Sbarro. That girl’s eyes though.

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1. Above all, your stuffed pizza is responsible for at least one of my heart attacks and two nasty bouts of indigestion and actually Sbarro, I hate you

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