19-year-old female cop fired for wanting to bone everyone

Posted by Chris Spags on March 4th, 2010 at 11:45 am

Here’s a fun one…an Australian 19-year-old working as a police officer was kicked off the force for conduct unbecoming of a police officer. She sued, but lost her unfair dismissal claim. The reason she was fired: Attempting to have sex with every man in uniform. Oh and lying about witnesses and being generally crazy. But mostly the sex thing.

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A POLICE officer who was sacked after begging colleagues for sex has lost her unfair dismissal claim.

Within days of being posted Jessica Parfrey propositioned her supervisor to have an affair because “everyone knows you’re supposed to fall in love with your buddy”.

A month later, after he turned her down, she told him: “Can’t we just f***? I am a 19-year-old girl, what is wrong with you?”

The Industrial Relations Commission in Sydney heard that Ms Parfrey also offered an officer oral sex in a pub toilet and carpark and later propositioned another, saying: “I know you want me.”

She tried to call another colleague 12 times, left six text messages and then offered to help him study for his police exams by stripping off an item of clothing for every question he got correct. He refused.

Unfortunately it wasn’t all barroom BJs and Alicia-Silverstone-in-”The-Crush” propositions of the boss. Parfrey was also accused of being willing to fake evidence (allegedly saying to a partner that she’d claim she saw a suspected drunk driver behind the wheel when she only saw him 100 meters away from the car) and wanting to game the system (she wanted to attend scenes of fatal traffic accidents so that she could claim she was “f**ked up in the head” and file a hurt-on-duty claim).

So we all learned something today. It’s probably not a great idea to get involved with a crazy sex addict who’ll go down on you in a bathroom because she might have deeper issues. And it’s an even worse idea to have a person like that as an officer of the law. Unless you’re a criminal who’s watched enough porn to be prepared for a situation like this. In which case, jackpot.

‘Sex mad’ cop Jessica Parfrey loses unfair dismissal claim [News.com.au]

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