2010 already has its Mother of the Year

Typically when a mother has anything to do with sex and their child, it ends in trauma for all involved parties. So, if nothing else, you’ll have to salute this brave San Francisco mother who went onto Craigslist in an attempt to find a woman to seduce her son…by any means necessary.

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I’m all for moms looking to find their kids some tail; that’s a far better option than the “Here’s a video of some cartoon that looks like that comic Ziggy learning about sex” that I got when I was a child. But even if this kid is in fact heterosexual and interested in sex with a woman and ends up getting a confidence boost from some random Craigslist whore letting him throw her one, I’m pretty sure that boost would be negated if he found out his mom had to find her on the Internet begging for someone to love him or, even worse, if he found out his mom has to prostitute herself to get a girl just to do him. Could you imagine how gross it would be if you had a threesome with your mom? Because that’s what that’d basically be. The only way a threesome with your mom is socially acceptable is if A) There’s a glory hole and B) She baked cookies. So, sorry Casual Encounters Mom, you’re in flagrant violation of any and all creepy mom statutes.

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