2012 ‘Best Picture’ Oscar noms combined with porn tweets

It’s a scientific fact that all porn stars want to crossover into the mainstream and be legitimate actresses. There’s probably even a hypothesis about it or something. What is a porn star really? Just a girl who went to the big city to follow her dreams of being a famous Hollywood star only to have her hopes go awry until she’s forced into having sex for a living.

(I know I’m playing in to stereotypes here, but whatever, man. Whatever.)

And since the only thing better watching porn stars put things in their mouths is listening to the things that come out of their mouths, I thought I’d put their mouths where they wish their money was and see what happens.

Hugo

Midnight In Paris

The Descendants

The Artist

The Help

Tree of Life

War Horse

Moneyball

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

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