7 misspelled words that make you want to punch your computer
Caitlin Colford
Congradulations! If you think this introduction is full of correctly spelled words, then you are definately the subject of the following list of rediculous misspelled words found in everyday emails and Facebook posts. Take a sandwhich too Columbia and die.
If while typing an email today, after reading this list, you find yourself proofreading your emails and blog posts, then I have done my job and will rest easy tonight.
7 Sandwhich
Which parent allowed you to get away with this? Or do they spell it wrong as well? Most likely. “Sandwich” people! How many of these have you eaten in your lifetime? Have some respect for your PB&J.
6 Columbia
Now this is just bothersome. Hopefully the Colombian drug cartel doesn’t come up too frequently in conversation, but just because there is a renowned college of the same name in our country doesn’t give you permission to selfishly replace the actual spelling of their country’s name.
5 Then/Than
Of all the similarly sounding words (i.e. there, their, they’re), this may be the most difficult. You know you struggle with it. Sure, by definition it’s easy, but thinking back to grammar school English class with all the exceptions, this choice really leaves you concerned. There is no spell check help for this one, either, leaving you to remain a fool.
4 To/Too
Is it too much for you to type a second ‘o’? I mean really, if your computer doesn’t insert it automatically or give you a warning ‘green squiggle’ underneath, you just leave it out. And if you have the audacity to write ‘two’ then you just deserve to be punched in the face every day, for the rest of your life.
3 Definately
There are definitely far too many misspelled variations of this word to list. Definetley, definetly. Spell check ruins lives, computers know how dumb you are and are prepared for the worst. Pretty much every variation of this word is automatically corrected leaving you to never know how to correctly sound like a coherent and intelligent human being.
2 Congradulations
“Congrads grads!” Do you really think the English language made it that easy for you? No, you idiot. I know you people even say it wrong out loud. If you think about it, it takes less effort to make a ‘t’ sound instead of a ‘d.’ Congrats assholes, you learned something new today.
1 Rediculous
It is absolutely ridiculous that you still spell this word incorrectly. You think you’re so smart, being able to sound out words so well. Welcome to the first grade. There should be an automatic explosion within your computer if the word ‘redic’ is ever typed in an email.
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