80s cartoon rabbits teach kids about adultery

Posted by Chris Spags on March 18th, 2010 at 10:10 am

Last night, South Park’s season premiere hilariously tackled sex addiction. But that doesn’t mean that they should get to be the only animated voice talking about adultery. Meet the 1980s cartoon “Kingdom Chums” and a little song about being loyal to your husband or wife. Set your mind to “blown.”

No offense to the new rabbit bride, but I’m a human and I’d definitely give it to that saucy little homewrecker rabbit in the pink dress, pictured above. You just can’t deny our chemistry. She knows how to work her tail.

Anyway, I’m not taking my dating advice from a white skunk or whatever that lead singing animal chick is. The only woodland creature active on the dating scene that I know is Pepe Le Pew. And the last time someone took his romantic advice, Mike Tyson ended up in jail for years after his “situation” with Desiree Washington.

[Thanks James for the tip!]

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