9 signs that do not deliver what they promise

I’m a pretty big fan of double entendre (witness here). I’m also a pretty big fan of not thoroughly checking your work after completing it. Thus, you could understand why I adore these 10 signs that definitely (hopefully?) don’t deliver what they promise.

9 Big Bone Lick

In their defense, if I knew what the words “vertebrate paleontology” meant, I’d probably find this less perverse.

8 Hooker Creek Road

“Oh, you don’t want to drop those off here sir, you should go down three exits to Dead Hooker Creek Road.
No, no problem at all, happens all the time.”

7 People With A.I.D.S.

Good idea: Supporting people afflicted with AIDS when society is so quick to judge them.
Bad idea: Putting a Red Cross on the same block.

6 Reserved For Disabled Only

Thank God someone made this sign. Otherwise, I’d have no clue if disabled people go
in the blue container, the green one, or the trash bin.

5 Beaver Ruin Road

Bring the family to Beaver Ruin Road… because you’re not brave enough to inform your pregnant
wife you no longer find her sexually satisfying, but want to show her passive aggressive road signs.

4 Gay Head

A sign that says “Gay Head” should be better taken care of. Like garish neon lights or a pink flamingo…
I want my Gay Head to be classy and flamboyant, not drab and disappointing.

3 Fangboner Road

Precisely why it would not be a good idea to get a blowjob in the True Blood universe.

2 General Hooker Entrance

Hookers have to go in through a different entrance? What next, separate water fountains?
Oh, that’s not water in those fountains at all. Oh… oh no.

1 Sluts Hole Lane

If it’s been spread open so wide that you can build an entire block inside of it,
it might be wise to consider kegel exercises.

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