VIDEO: A classy man requests a cheeseburger
Chris Spags Anyone who’s been out late at night and been at any fast food place around 3AM knows that some of the clientele in the area are a bit, shall we see, unsavory. If you haven’t been there, here’s some video proof of a pudgy man called “Cheeseburger Josh” and his simple desire for a cheeseburger leading to all sorts of problems. Audio and parts of the video may be NSFW.
I for one am stunned that a loud man in an Affliction t-shirt would be poorly attempting to represent himself as an alpha male.
Here’s a tip from my experience in similar situations…if you end up in a fight with someone and you don’t know them, don’t ask, “Are you done?” It may make you look in control, but it’s just going to prolong the situation. Ideally, you should wait until the person either has a broken limb or is bleeding profusely before asking that. There’s no room for kindness when you’re grappling on the floor of a McDonald’s [ED. NOTE: It's actually a Whataburger according to a commenter below and that appears to be accurate. My apologies, as I've never heard of such a magical food chain. But at the same time, I'll also be damned if I rewrite a punchline for this. So let's still say it was McDonald's.]. It’s like a modern day Roman Colosseum, only instead of an audience of spectators, there’s just the Hamburglar’s judgmental eyes staring at you. He knows that we all want a cheeseburger…but at what cost?
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