A helpful photographic reminder why girlfriends suck
Chris Spags There’s nothing more paradoxical than being in a relationship. When you’re not in one, particularly if you’re not getting laid regularly, there is nothing you want more. But as soon as you get relatively deep in one, you kind of go, “Oh yeah…I forgot this kind of blows.” This picture is a perfect reminder of why.
I’m sure the girlfriend is “joking” or whatever, but even the most comfortable woman typically won’t be a big fan of you checking out a girl while her skirt blows in the wind. No matter how silently or discreetly you pleasure yourself while doing so. Women just don’t understand that relationships are about compromise.
That said, the girlfriend was probably doing this guy a favor here. With a face like that and a crappy arm tattoo, you’d see more appealing sexual options at the Westminster Dog Show. Less likely to get your genitals mangled there too.
[Reddit]
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