Adam Carolla might never get laid again
Then again, if you’re the kind of lady who would sex Adam Carolla this probably won’t bother you. Oh, celebrities. They say the stupidest thing. Former Man Show host and current podcast guy Adam Carolla was interviewed by the New York Post this week and he really pissed a bunch of people off by laying down some less than flattering words about female comedians.
They make you hire a certain number of chicks, and they’re always the least funny on the writing staff. The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I’m just gonna tell her, ‘Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.
Needless to say, the civilized universe took umbrage to these statements. Here are some of the best Twitter reactions I saw.
I disagree with Adam Carolla when he says women aren’t funny, but to be fair he has a lot more experience of not being funny than I do.
— Gareth Simpson (@garethsimpson) June 19, 2012
Currently collating today’s 50,000 Twitter jokes about Adam Carolla by gender. Should be able to settle this shortly.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) June 19, 2012
Adam Carolla’s death rattle sounds like the rusty church bells of a crumbling empire. Don’t listen to the old man, he’s already a ghost.
— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) June 19, 2012
do you guys think adam carolla said that thing because he remembers when I caught him googling “how do girls pee” and told his mom about it
— kimmy (@aRealLiveGhost) June 19, 2012
If you jerks would stop judging and let Adam Carolla finish he was going to add “but they have nice tits”
— Bad Bad Leeroy Brown (@bdbdleeroybrown) June 20, 2012
Maybe Adam Carolla just watched a ton of Whitney?
— Brian (@SortaBadass) June 20, 2012