TMZ posted this article on former Wife Swap “star” (i.e. she was in one episode) Alicia Guastaferro. The 20-year-old was arrested for allegedly prostituting herself. But an article on her mugshot might yield the most dreadful comments on the Internet.
This is Alicia. Not bad, not unique. But a pretty girl, right?
The Internet disagrees!
Unless I’ve been missing something in my years covering pop culture, I’d answer your theoretical question with “Pretty much everything.” Now take your makeup commercial woman logic elsewhere, lady.
That is exactly the type of comment I’d expect from someone with the username TinaLouise
Fun Fact: People who leave paragraphs of comments bashing someone for being ugly on a Web site are typically very qualified experts on beauty.
Because she has a tan, you see. This is a very original reference.
It is very generous of TMZ to host this Charlie and the Chocolate Factory-themed Open Mic Night.
Oh, good. Implied rape that this guy doesn’t know is rape. Glad we got that out there.
Right, because someone is going to just go and buy a prostitute due to a TMZ article. Great point again, TinaLouise. You’re so full of wit and insight.
My deepest apologies go out to TinaLouise.
And that is precisely why you never win the Showcase Showdown on Price Is Right, Dick.
I would wager that Jay classifies himself as the one who “Keeps it mad real” in his friend circle.
Every woman in Los Angeles is a prostitute. I’ve always suspected that most women are “undercover hoes in panic mode” and now I have the scientific data to back it up. Big moment for me, personally.