Alligator named Wally found guarding illegal California pot farm
Chris Spags I’ll admit that the intricacies of a pot farm/drug empire are foreign to me. But I know that the Southern California pot farmers who were raided by feds who had a pet alligator named Wally guarding the premises are the finest pot farmers I’ve ever heard of.
I am shocked that people who deal regularly with marijuana would have an affinity for silly obscure cartoons
Police were tipped off by neighbors about the massive pot farm in Hemet, California. They recovered approximately $1.5 million in marijuana from the raid.
The officers turned over Wally the alligator to the local Department of Fish and Game where he was passed along to the Forever Wild Exotic Animal Sanctuary, a home for exotic animals in California. Ownership of an alligator in California is illegal.
A representative for the Animal Sanctuary told the Press-Enterprise that the alligator was “extremely healthy — a little too well taken care of.”
States all have their own laws and I guess it’s important that we adhere to them for fear of prosecution and subsequent sodomy. But still, this John Donna dude sounds awesome. $1.5 million in pot and an adorable, well-kept alligator named after a severely underrated Hanna-Barbera cartoon character? That beats the crap out of most of my friends’ offerings at their homes of decent beer, “Marvel Vs Capcom 3″, and silently masturbating in an adjacent room.
And here’s a picture of Dashing Wally the Alligator for your adorable reference:
Alligator Found Guarding Southern California Pot Farm [Aol]
“Watchgator” seized protecting pot plants [The Press-Enterprise]
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