And here’s a GIF of Janet Jackson seemingly giving Jay Leno a handy

Janet Jackson was on The Tonight Show promoting a new partnership for Nutrisystem. Somehow, this led to Jay Leno doing push-ups, resulting in us being treated to a visual of what it’d look like for Janet Jackson to give Jay Leno a handy j. While doing push-ups. Two great tastes!

Context: Janet Jackson said Jay Leno needs to work out more. Leno was looking for exercises to do on his motorcycles. Jackson brought in her trainer, Tony. Tony suggested using a motorcycle as leverage. Janet Jackson’s answer to every situation is to give someone a handjob (I presume).

So we get a $250,000 fine for when Justin Timberlake unearths one of Janet Jackson’s nipples but this goes unpunished? Logical.

Either way, I hope I can get that guy Tony to be a hype man the next time I get a simulated handjob. Makes it much less depressing to be reliving the most unsatisfying moments of 8th grade.

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