And now you know how to resuscitate a lizard
Chris Spags Textbooks are full of all sorts of helpful information, unless you’re a Holocaust denier. Here’s one thing you can learn from a textbook that you may not have realized was possible before…how to resuscitate a lizard.
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That is an extremely helpful graphic. The X’s on the lizard’s eyes let me know he’s in trouble, but the lifeless eyes of the man helping the lizard show me that there is in fact no joy in helping others, even if it means you get to suck on a lizard’s head. If only I had taken more lizard date rape/CPR classes.
Bizarre textbook graphic on “How to Resuscitate a Lizard” [Reddit]
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