And the award for “Worst name ever in a yearbook” goes to…

I guess when you have a kid, it’s your privilege to name the child whatever you want, no matter how terrible your decision-making is. We may want to reevaluate that one since this young man should never have been allowed to leave the hospital once the parents tried to fill out the birth certificate.

“Jesus Condom” sounds like a sexual reproduction product produced by the Catholic church. Which would be okay if it just had Jesus’s face smiling on it, perhaps with a thumbs up. But less so if it fell in line with the Catholic church’s ideals and instead was just the plastic ring without anything actually covering your junk. That Catholic church is not a big fan of wrapping it up or pulling out, which is much hotter when suggested by an attractive woman as opposed to a small Polish man in a big silly hat.

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