And this is why we don’t let Pinky drive
There’s nothing more precious than a good Facebook photo for your pet. But these two posts happening in sequence are too funny for words.

Man, that’s funny. Until you realize that Pinky was probably driving drunk and he mowed down four pedestrians and a newborn baby. Why was a newborn baby in the middle of the street, you ask? That’s your big question in a story about a dog driving drunk and getting into an accident?
Anyway, Pinky got thrown in jail for vehicular manslaughter after this Facebook status and was shanked for locking cross-eyed at a member of the jail’s Mexican heroin cartel. Even funny actions have consequences, folks.
Pinky is driving. [Reddit]

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