And this is why we don’t put our genitals into a pipe

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

I know what you’re thinking out there…”Man, you know what I’m really jonesing for? Sticking my penis into a pipe.” Well, let me tell you now that perhaps you shouldn’t do that. If you do, you might end up like this guy, with your wang stuck in a pipe, forced to be freed by a team of local firefighters.

A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder.

Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man’s penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused.

A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: “Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.

“It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.

“It’s certainly an unusual call-out and I’m sure the man won’t be getting into that situation again.”

Yes, because the type of man who’d get his penis stuck in a pipe once will certainly gain a clear sense of purpose after being freed the first time. I don’t think you suddenly gain the ability to avoid horrendous decisions just because you got your johnson stuck in a pipe one time. If anything, he might just be emboldened by this experience and just try to find a slightly larger pipe. Odds are if you’re the type of guy who’s going to end up penis-first in a pipe, a group of firefighters trying to get you out of it is the most action you’re getting in years.

I just hope that pipe received a proper rape kit.

[Independent]

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